John PoeClaim your spot →I'LL FIX YOUR BIGGEST ONLINE PROBLEM
IN 14 DAYS FOR $500.
It might be your website. Your Google listing. Your ads. Your social — or you might not even know what it is.
I find the biggest problem and fix it — completely done for you.
✓ Don't like it? $500 back. You keep the audit, the fix, and the plan anyway.
$500 flat · Birmingham metro only
One Birmingham client. 22 months. Here's what that account looks like.
MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR RESTAURANT GROUP · BIRMINGHAM, AL
From invisible online to the most-booked catering operation in Shelby County.
Full-service management — ads, website, social media, AI tools, on-location content, and weekly on-site visits.
22 months of continuous management
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Return on ad spend
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Catering leads processed
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Ad views delivered
0K+
Social followers gained
$0K+
Ad spend managed
One client. Past results. Not a guarantee for every business.
Before
- ✕No real ad spend — zero leads coming in digitally
- ✕Website hadn't been updated in years
- ✕Social media posting inconsistently with no results
- ✕Catering inquiries came in by chance, not by design
- ✕No funnel, no automation, no system
After — 22 months
- ✓8x+ return on every dollar spent on Meta ads
- ✓600+ catering and wedding tasting inquiries processed
- ✓5M+ ad views delivered across campaigns
- ✓Full AI catering assistant handling lead intake
- ✓New website, social system, content engine — all running
How it works
14 DAYS. THREE STEPS. DONE.
01
CLAIM YOUR SPOT
Fill out the form below and grab a 15-minute call on the calendar. We'll look at what's going on with your online presence, talk it through, and if the sprint is a fit we get you started.
02
I BUILD YOUR FIX
You get the video audit — I walk through your entire presence on screen and narrate every problem. Your top competitor gets audited too, so you can see exactly what they're doing that you're not. The highest priority fix is built, delivered, and running within 14 days.
03
30-MIN WRAP CALL
On day 14 we get on a call and go through everything I built and found. If you want me to keep running your marketing, we talk about that. If not, everything I built is already yours to keep.
What's included
EVERYTHING YOU GET FOR $500.
Five deliverables. Done for you. Yours to keep regardless.
01
$500 value
I GO THROUGH EVERYTHING ON VIDEO
Your website, Google listing, social media, and anything else online — I record myself going through all of it on screen and tell you exactly what's broken and what it's costing you in lost customers.
02
$300 value
YOUR COMPETITOR BREAKDOWN
I go through your top competitor's online presence the same way I go through yours — and show you exactly what they're doing that you're not. Most businesses have never seen this. You will.
03
$1,500 value
ONE DONE-FOR-YOU FIX
Google Business rebuild · Homepage redesign · Meta ad campaign · 30-day content pack · AI lead capture — I tell you which one will have the biggest impact on your specific business, and I build it. Done for you, no work from you.
04
$500 value
YOUR 6-MONTH ROADMAP
I write out exactly what to fix, in what order, and when — so you always know what's next.
05
$150 value
30-MIN WRAP CALL
Day 14. We get on a call and go through everything — what I found, what I built, what I'd do next. Ask me anything. No pressure to keep going if you don't want to.
I Go Through Everything On Video
$500 value
Your Competitor Breakdown
$300 value
One Done-For-You Fix
$1,500 value
Your 6-Month Roadmap
$500 value
30-Min Wrap Call
$150 value
Total value
$2,950+
You pay
$500
✓ Don't like it? $500 back. You keep the audit, the fix, and the plan anyway.
$500 flat · Birmingham metro only
The guarantee
THE WORST CASE.
You don't like what I built. I give you the $500 back. You keep the audit, the fix, and the plan anyway. That's the floor.
$500 flat · Birmingham metro only
"HE'S BADASS AT ANYTHING ONLINE — ADS, DESIGN, ALL OF IT. ONE OF THE BEST."
Common questions
BEFORE YOU SUBMIT.
Next step
CLAIM YOUR SPOT.
Fill out the form, grab a 15-minute call, and we'll look at what's going on with your online presence. If the sprint is a fit, we get you started right there.
- →Submit the form — then pick a time on the calendar, takes 30 seconds
- →On the call we review your online presence and answer your questions
- →If the sprint fits, we can start right there